Conversations with a Toddler

Getting out of the van one night....

Ethan, "MOM, THE MOON IS FULL!!!!!"
Me, "You're right Ethan.  It is a full moon"
Ethan, "It must have eaten dinner"



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Ethan, "Mom, Ellie says she's going to marry me in the Temple when I'm big." short pause "I'm going to be four soon and that's big.  We're going to get married in the Temple when I'm four"

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Claire, "Cows.  Eat.  Grass."
Me, "That's right Claire.  Cows eat grass."
Claire, "Bummie. Poop. Grass. Ground"
Me, "Yes Claire, the cows then poop out the grass onto the ground."

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