Monday, January 26, 2015

Conversations with a Toddler

Ethan, "Hey Mom, I can speak girl language."
In a High pitched, obnoxious tone, "Lennie Lennie Lennie, Little Lennie"
Me, "Oh you mean you can talk like a girl?"
Ethan, "Yeah."
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Me, "So what do you think Rex would like for his 6th birthday?"
Ethan, "He likes Spiderman."
Claire, "A cake and......some mushrooms!"
"You want to go to the grocery store adn get Rex muschrooms for his 6th birthday?"
Claire, "Yeah! He'll LOVE it.  It's delicious."

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Claire, "Mom, can we play Frozen Mango?"
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"Ooooooh, you want to play Disney's Frozen Bingo? Yeah sure"

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Ethan, "Mom, when you get married again, I want it to be a boy."
"You want a little brother?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, well it's called pregnant...I'm only getting married once." :)

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For all you "Wreck It Ralph" movie Fans

In the middle of the busy grocery store....
"Claire make sure you stay with Mommy"
Claire, loudly, "Ok Mommy Body Odor"
(this is what one of the Characters in the movie calls the other "Major Body Odor"..you should have seen the judgement on the woman's face right next to me. ha! she obviously hasn't seen the movie.)

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Claire found a broken toy I had set aside to superglue
"ahhhh, Mom, we need to take this to Disneyworld and Felix will fix it."

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Claire cradling her stuffed cow named CowCow in her arms, "sshhhh, mommy, my baby's sleeping"
short pause
"My hands are a manger.  My hands can be a manger for my Baby"
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Dad, "Claire, who else slept in a manger?"
Claire, "Jesus. But, he's not here anymore so maybe my CowCow can just sleep in the manger"
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